Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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