Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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