did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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