YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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