Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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