the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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