...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Randomize
