i think my mom watched the whole time
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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