So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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