I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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