My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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