Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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