Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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