Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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