Don't you send me to vm
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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