at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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