did you get engaged???
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We have started to decorate penises.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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