More tranny stories later!
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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