how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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