so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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