What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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