Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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