thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
