hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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