i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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