i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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