She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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