tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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