"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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