Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think my vagina is haunted
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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