Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Couch. On fire.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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