I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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