just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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