Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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