when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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