You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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