I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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