I am puke
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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