Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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