It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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