You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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