Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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