we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We're not piercing ourselves today.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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