That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
