his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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