Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
