i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
