Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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