I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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