You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
