you guys were way drunker than both of me
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
