well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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